Perrnie File: Princess Cholesterol
After receiving a cardboard crown in her kiddie meal, young Cholesterol knew it was her destiny to become an all-powerful and beautiful princess. From the ashes of the great Asscrustian war, she arose to blot out the sun with her wondrous figure and inspire the mutated and mutilated ponies to follow her radiant fart contrails to a new land free of strife and responsibility. After purifying the valley of the local population, she and her sister founded the enchanted city of Canteloupe high atop a mountain cliff - because anywhere else would have been boring. From high atop her castle, she wields the remote control that activates the sunrise every morning. Every living being in the magical land would surely perish without her to summon the life-giving sunlight. Well aware of this, she has decreed that the sun shall only rise provided that she is brought enough fast food and firstborn children to satiate her all-powerful appetite. Solar Eclipses are said to be caused when someone brings her the wrong dipping sauce.
(Princess Celestia well-fed in Photoshop Elephants.)
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